This is hilarious from the Onion Network: A new study has found children who watch porn are more likely to believe sex is exciting and fun.

Some great quotes: “And then they fall asleep with their´╗┐ hand in her vagina”, “there´╗┐ is no love in the world, only pain”, “The game doesn’t teach you the EMOTIONAL side to murdering whores”, “Shuttleworth institute report found that 98% of porn movies show actors having physically gratifying orgasms…. I’ve never experienced that in my entire life. They should always show the actresses being lied to”.