This is hilarious from the Onion Network: A new study has found children who watch porn are more likely to believe sex is exciting and fun.

Some great quotes: “And then they fall asleep with their hand in her vagina”, “there is no love in the world, only pain”, “The game doesn’t teach you the EMOTIONAL side to murdering whores”, “Shuttleworth institute report found that 98% of porn movies show actors having physically gratifying orgasms…. I’ve never experienced that in my entire life. They should always show the actresses being lied to”.