How to eliminate your team mate in motor racing.
Break his arm and smash him in the head with your bike. Very sporting!
Break his arm and smash him in the head with your bike. Very sporting!
Was a woman driving? You decide…
They can work here.
You are my girl… WTF! My cat? Is this meant to make sense?
Isn’t our product huge and likely to make you look like a fucking tool???!!….
YES!
Is it going to feel like I have a waxy pole stuck in my ear? YES!@!11
WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Dude… please lay off the bronzer!
I have a silver volvo v50 for sale, it has been in an accident… It will NEED A NEW WINDSCREEN AND AIRBAGS, can be repaired, very lovely car…
WTF – a windscreen and air bags.. aren’t you forgetting something?? Oh thats right basically the whole front of the car is smashed off so you will be needing  that too.
Lube Sheep on chopsticks packaging?? wtf!